Well, we already got
what we needed from the Super Bowl. That would be this picture, of Blue Ivy
Carter and Apple Martin holding hands while wearing what are apparently their
Super Bowl jackets, according to Gwyneth Paltrow, who posted the pic. (She
posted it on Instagram with the hashtag #SuperBowl50 and "jacket
game," so we're making a leap of faith and assuming these are special game
day jackets. At least as far as these two are concerned.) Anyway, it makes
sense that Blue Ivy and Apple would be hanging out together, and not just
because they're both named after plant matter. See, both of their parents are
performing at the Super Bowl 50 Halftime Show, and because Paltrow and Coldplay's
Chris Martin are ultra-progressive in their conscious uncoupling, Gwyneth is at
the game supporting him.
